https://soundcloud.com/elefantkiller/santa-brought-me-coke
So I was looking out the window man and I see all this snow and it’s so white and pretty and soft and I’m like wondering man what would happen if that was coke
And I look up in to the sky and I see like a sled but it doesn’t really look like a slide it’s like a big razor blade on a mirror
Oh shit wait nah son that’s fuckin’ Santa
He’s on my roof he’s coming down the fire escape
Holy fuckin’ shit the motherfucker brought a shitload of fucking blow
I start to itch
I need a hit
I feel like shit
Then Santa Brought Me Coke
White as snow
Right up my nose
Ho Ho Ho
Then Santa Brought Me Coke
Mountains of blow
Whiter than snow
My heart will explode
Boom
Call up my hoes
So we can get blow
And party like animals in the snow
Santa Brought Me Coke, Brought Me Coke
Santa Brought Me Coke, Brought Me Coke
I start to itch
I need a hit
I feel like shit
Then Santa Brought Me Coke
White as snow
Right up my nose
Ho Ho Ho
Then Santa Brought Me Coke
Mountains of blow
Whiter than snow
My heart will explode
Boom
Call up my hoes
So we can get blow
And party like animals in the snow
Put a bump right on my nuts
So the reindeer can sniff it up
Put a bump right on my nuts
So the reindeer can sniff it up
Sniff
Sniff
Sniff, Sniff, Sniff
Sniff